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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is there porn on TikTok?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Why do Democrats claim to be Americans when they are actually Globalists?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What is the message of Ex Machina?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can an infrared sauna blanket assist in weight loss along with detoxification?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

No go.

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Eric Trump says World Liberty will buy 'substantial position' in Trump memecoin, nixes 'official' wallet - The Block

No way

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Americans Could See Electric Bills Jump 4% in the Summer Heat - PYMNTS.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?