What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:07

No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
—
They put up a sign reading
Why do Democrats claim to be Americans when they are actually Globalists?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
What is the message of Ex Machina?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can an infrared sauna blanket assist in weight loss along with detoxification?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
No go.
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Americans Could See Electric Bills Jump 4% in the Summer Heat - PYMNTS.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.